Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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