We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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