ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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