Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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