great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I want to walk on stilts...naked
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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