Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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