So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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