I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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