Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
