we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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