Whod you bang
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
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