i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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