"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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