so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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