Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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