I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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