I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
