I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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