Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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