you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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