He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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