This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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