Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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