the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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