Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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