I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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