A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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