So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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