we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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