just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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