i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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