i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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