Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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