i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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