chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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