If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I just found a bag of teeth...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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