So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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