plz talk dirty to me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
And then he peed in my hair
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