guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
It's shark week go big or go home
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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