Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He better not be in your backpack
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Randomize
