'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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