I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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