He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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