I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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