p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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