She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I'm really busy with my period
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