road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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