Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
My vagina just recognized that song.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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