Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Got a toothbrush?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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