Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Bring me that man meat
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Randomize
