I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Dick very happy bro
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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