Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
where am i from again
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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