what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
