butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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