just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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